memorycycle:

commercial: our new strawberry flavor!

really really really sad man: whats even the point

medievaljournalist:

my homunculus just wasted like $60 in ink printing out all these fucking soyjack edits of me. how about ‘that feel when i dont feed you for a week’ you little asshole

miyukihoshizora:

Pokémon trainers be like “omg how did you guess I was a Ghost specialist”

juney-blues:

sandersstudies:

Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

yagottabelieve:

trans-hawk:

yagottabelieve:

evilnicegirl:

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.

girl don’t you ship hockey players.

And baseball players 👍🏻

batoevt:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

whencartoonsruletheworld:

there are many, many funny things about kingdom hearts, but for me the funniest part is in any scene where there’s supposed to be a big crowd but the devs didn’t want to model literally anyone so it’s just a huge empty room with only the absolutely necessary characters there

literally fucking no one is there. comedy gold

Better example

manedwolfgirllegs:

“Re Blog” to PERMANENTLY become some sort of fucked up creature or demented beast

cromerholt:

taiga-fujimura-official:

Out here hitting the Bong of Anubis

i have weighed your loud against a feather and found it mid

chirasul:

shitidiotloserheritageposts:

chirasul:

there’s like 10,0000,0 accounts with names like “Best Heritage Posts” and “Tumblr Hall Of Fame Posts” and “So Funny Hellsite Posts” but where’s the shitty posts accounts. where’s the hall of fail accounts. i want to see the worst of the worst

heritage post

come on man

molags-balls: